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elephant gun

Long/large surf board for big waves.
What kind of stick (surfboard) are you bringin' with you?
Answer: I'm bringin' the elephant gun.
by Bryon Tucker January 4, 2008
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Horny Elephant

When you shove your knee-cap so far up someones ass, it feels like a elephants giant cock went up your anus.
Dude, i cant go riding today cause i gotta horny elephant from tiffany.
by samthewhale February 23, 2009
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War Elephant

War elephants are beasts trained for close combat in Ancient times. They could be a menace to enemy cavalries, trampling soldiers and spooking horses. However they could be scared off by excruciating pain and flaming pigs. Lord of the Rings and Primal are movies/shows that show war elephants.
Man those war elephants in lord of the rings were cool
Yeah! The ones in Primal were rad aswell
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Pink Elephant

When you draw a cartoon pink elephant on a sheet of paper but leave a hole where the trunk should be, then stick your penis through the hole, take a picture in a mirror, and send it to your friends as a joke.
Dusty pulled the old Pink Elephant on his friends.
by Meat Shower February 17, 2020
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march of the elephants

When a group of males march on their hands and knees in a circle, naked, while holding on to the penis of the person marching in front of them.

This usually happens during a group, club, or fraternity hazing.
Billy: what did you have to do to get into the secret society last semester?

Tommy: don't tell anyone... but they had us do the march of the elephants blindfolded! Jimmy totally got a boner!
by scrandyrandy November 28, 2015
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Elephant Throttling

When you hook up with a land whale and you go full ham into her asshole.
Last night I went elephant throttling with Betty from fat camp, shit's honestly lit!
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danish elephant

When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.
I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.
by DanishTrunk October 26, 2019
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