When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.
by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010

when a girl is getting dogged from behind by one guy, giving head to another guy, while jerking off the third guy. Simultaneously, the three guys are high-fiving all using both of their hands, forming an egyptian pyramid around the girl.
by louman51 October 17, 2022

The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed
by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).
by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025

by ivar123 March 3, 2017

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.
by MiBest March 29, 2021

by CaptainDoom January 26, 2010
