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The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.
by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010
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egyptian pyramid

when a girl is getting dogged from behind by one guy, giving head to another guy, while jerking off the third guy. Simultaneously, the three guys are high-fiving all using both of their hands, forming an egyptian pyramid around the girl.
Yeah me and my two boys last night gave that bitch an egyptian pyramid.
by louman51 October 17, 2022
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Egyptian Blumpkin

The art of getting topped off discreetly and dropping off the kids in an extremely aesthetically pleasing manner. Photo evidence needed
James just got the best Egyptian blumpkin ive seen. Did you see the shots? Insane
by Sharl Kakur November 20, 2021
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The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A To An Egyptians (Egypts).
by TheGravelOfASoler January 22, 2025
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Egyptian sunburn

when you fry a pan without anything on it and then smack it on someones ass.
he was so rude to me that I decided to pay back, so i gave him an egyptian sunburn.
by ivar123 March 3, 2017
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Egyptian Tugboat

when one is unable to reach their destination (climax) so she has to aggressively manipulate by hand until everything breaks free
Her Suez Canal felt so good I wanted to stay in there forever, but she wanted me to finish (I suspect to let others in) so she gave me the old “Egyptian Tugboat”.
by MiBest March 29, 2021
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Egyptian Crabnarkel

The act of shaving a woman's pubic hair with your front teeth
"I didn't need to floss last night because I had some Egyptian Crabnarkel before bed"
by CaptainDoom January 26, 2010
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