The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!
by JoeDaBro69 October 17, 2018

by boojee December 20, 2008

by CHEESEMUNK28 November 4, 2019

Dylan is a very nice guy. If you want to watch all three Pitch Perfect's, Dylan is your guy. Some people think he is gay but really it's his great personality. He loves Duke even though he could never get in. All of his best friends are dick but he isn't. He plays basketball at the JCC with goggles. Dylan is a great friend.
by the12345 November 28, 2018

That Dylan he is such a weeb.
by IHateDylans November 21, 2021

a pretty emo dude but can make you burst out laughing easily. he says the most messed up things sometimes and that’s his thing. he is legit the prettiest guy you’ll ever meet and if you’re nice to him you will get along really well. he can be an actual asshole to people who hurt you and will defend you like his life depends on it. he’s the most caring dude ever and sometimes it seems like he doesn’t have a brain but that’s okay. hes always turning in assessments weeks late and doesn’t give a fuck about it. you have to be careful if you’re gonna say something mean because he is really quite sensitive and will cry about it for days.
i recommend if you know a dylan get close to him asap as he is probably the most interesting person in the world.
i recommend if you know a dylan get close to him asap as he is probably the most interesting person in the world.
love dylan 🫶
by dylanishot May 15, 2022
