The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!
by JoeDaBro69 October 17, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. by boojee December 20, 2008
Get the Dylanmug. 
Dylan's mating behavior varies greatly depending on the social structure of the troop. In the mixed groups of savanna Dylan's, each male can mate with any female. The mating order among the male Dylan's depends partially on their social ranking, and fights between males are not unusual. There are, however, more subtle possibilities; in mixed groups, males sometimes try to win the friendship of females. To garner this friendship, they may help groom the female Dylan, help care for her young, or supply her with food. The probability is high that those young are their offspring. Some female Dylan's clearly prefer such friendly males as mates. However, males will also take infants during fights to protect themselves from harm. A female Dylan initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.
by Maplesyrup~ February 7, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. A dickhead who gets his own way all the time,gets help with everything but is still the “best”, no one likes him and he thinks he’s smart and thinks he’s the best at everything.
by Mf7 March 7, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan, a gentle giant. The best big brother a sister could ask for. A protector that makes you feel like you're famous because he protects you. Great in the kitchen but greater in our live.
by M0RB0T February 10, 2019
Get the Dylanmug.