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call of duty modern warfare 2 campers 

not to be confused with sniper(unless the sniper has ACOG and a silencer) the call of duty modern warfare 2 campershave no skill while they sit in a corner and pick people off, there are very few times when camping can be justified(protecting HQ, Bomb, Bomb site, care package, sniping with real sniper (not acog))
call of duty modern warfare 2 campers use m16s, ump45s shotguns with silencers, often time heartbeat sensors, or scar Hs
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Call Of Duty 

1. The best way to lose all your friends and diminish your chance of ever getting a girlfriend and having sex, all in one day. Also the best way, next to myspace, to get stalked by an internet pervert.

2. The real reason for childhood obesity in the United States.
Call Of Duty Player: HELL YEA!!!! tweny kills and four deaths, I pwned!!!!

Girl: Wow, what a fucking tool.
Call Of Duty by Arman B. December 20, 2010

call of duty black ops

A game people play not to get noobtubed in.
7th call of duty
The chopper gunner in Call Of Duty Black Ops is awesome.

heavy duty glutes 

1. A term used for a large protruding buttock or bubble butt.
That chick has heavy duty glutes yo!

Call of Duty 

A game that will keep every single boy you know on XBox Live until 3AM. Apparently, it's badass.
MCpwns: bow chicka bow wow!
J3hechanova: bow chicka bow wow!
dilman15: call of duty! zOMG.
Call of Duty by sharptooth January 11, 2008

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Activisions next cash cow.

Another shit console game made for brainless casual retards/or consumer. Soon to be one of the most overrated REHASHED games in history along with Black ops and Mw2. With that the CoD series hasn't done anything innovative since CoD4.(Spec-Ops is just a cheap co-op mode) All they do is re-skin, add another very short 5 hour campaign with a lazy horribly written storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons, and add more pre-installed hacks like perks and killstreaks to the MP to unbalance it and dumb it down even more for casual retards..
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How to make a Call of Duty game in 10 easy steps:

Step 1: Use an outdated game engine from 2005

Step 2: Insert crappy storyline about Russians and nuclear weapons

Step 3: Design a character that 12 year olds will perceive as "cool" and refer to him only by his mysterious call sign.

Step 4: Kill said character in a scripted event 2/3 way through the campaign.

Step 5: Kill key bad guy in another scripted event involving slow motion

Step 6: Add a halfbaked multiplayer mode. Make sure that there are plenty of glitches and imbalances and good places to camp.

Step 7: Profit.

Step 8: Release overpriced map pack.

Step 9: Profit some more.

Step 10: Repeat steps 1-10 until series has been sufficiently milked dry.(Tony Hawk, Guitar Hero)

Popularity=/=Quality
Casual gamer: Hey, bro!!! You gonna get Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?!

Real gamer: Theres no way in hell I'm buying that shit console game.

Casual gamer: Why?

Real gamer: Its just another $60 expansion pack with even more dumbed down gameplay because those money hungry fucks at Activision want to expand there audience. No skill or actual thinking is required at all. Activision is just going to milk this game dry like Tony Hawk and Guitar Hero.

Casual gamer: LOL you PC elitist....name me games that are better!

Real gamer: Call of Duty 1, Call of Duty: United Offensive, Call of Duty 2, Team Fortress 2, Counter Strike Source, Battlefield series, Half Life series, Quake series, Doom series, etc. Oh....and I forgot Minesweeper.

call of duty slut 

A person that has many friends on Call Of Duty, that someone is always sending him an invite. Then jumps back in forth to the worst party to look good.
Taylor is such a Call Of Duty slut, he keeps backdooring his way into everyone's party.