elyssa dixon

elyssa dixon is the most swaggyest person you'll ever meet! she drinks capri sun on a daily while being the most funniest person on the planet! she doesnt even have to try, because shes that funny #l😂l. elyssa can sing ANY jacob sartorious songs!!!! HELL 👍 HOMEY

"hey is that elyssa?" "hell yeah it is!!" "WOAH SHES SINGING SWEATSHIRT BY JACOB SWAGGY"
elyssa: "you can wear MY sweatshirt homeys"
them: falls in love

elyssa dixon can sing.

by elyssasswagdog March 12, 2021

Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

urben dictonary

urben dictonary you are on this site you should know what it is

when you do not know a word

person 1:i need to find a word
Person 2: use urben dictonary

by mannymanuel October 29, 2021

Tristan dixon

A dumb fucking nigger

Tristan dixon is a dumb fucking nigger

by Expensive Milk November 4, 2021

Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

Flick dixon

She went to Beb high and is a proper fanny fart

Flick Dixon is a queef

by Badman123455 November 23, 2021

Tyler Dixon

An older brother who is always depressed and shits his pants

Hey look it’s Tyler Dixon don’t say anything about his poo stained pants because he’s super depressed

by Awesomedude4444 December 5, 2021