cum

Slang for ice cream except you make it yourself, I know I only need to say yourself because what girl looks up cum on the fucking urban dictionary. Anyways, why the fuck are you looking up cum, are you gay or something? That's pretty sus man..

Bf: Babe I'm gonna cum
Gf: Same
Bf: What in the flying fuck-

by ricmuch August 2, 2020

cum

it's the cheapest skin lotion. They don't sell it in bottles. It is available only on draught and nice girls can get it for free or even get paid to have it on their face

girl:"D'ya know why my face looks so pretty?
man:"I guess that tomorrow morning your face will be prettier..."
girl:"mmm... one pint please"
man:"here you are" (he cums over her face)

by simonlebon January 7, 2008

Cum

Male = A warm thick liquid that squrits out of the dick during extreme sexual arousement

Female = A liquid that pours out of the pussy during extreme sexual arousement

While I was talking to alana I think I cummed myself

by Suki1234 May 4, 2018

cum

a shot of past wich tastes realy good on sanwiches also known as magicl unicorn mayonais

example: i made thease great sandwiches out of CUM i made it last night after i had a suck and fuck with bill gates

by Slayer 6969 April 11, 2008

cum

A delicious white substance

MMMMMM CUM YUMMY

by pogman23 November 3, 2020

Cum

I white liquid that you squirt out of your penis when you have sex. #masturbate #fucking #sex #sluts

I cummed so much that I filled a bathtub in 1 week ;)

by SexualSlave August 24, 2018

Cum

Very tasty beverage

can't wait to have a nice cold cup of cum!

by The guy behind the bins May 20, 2022