Crackerphobia

The fear of white people

Im scared of white humans oh you got crackerphobia

by Bums… January 2, 2022

CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!

Person who finds typically non spicy objects extremely spicy. Their unintelligent skin tone forces them to were liquidised protection on there skin to stop them from flaking in the sun. Their extinct race has formed a long and prospering relationship with the police force and law system. They typically spawn in high-class suburban landscapes.

Innocent black individual #1 "hey Jamal whats that in the distance"
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*

by salt is not spicy March 1, 2022

Crackerboy77

the handsomest sexiest epicest dude ever, men and woman (especially men) around the world have dreams of him every night

John: Crackerboy77 is so handsomest sexist epicest ever

quandavious dingle: ikr

by Crackerboy77 April 27, 2022

Crackers

oom, it's cracker, a cracker with a flavour, you eat it with your hands into your God damn mouth.

Guy 1: "This cracker taste good as fuck."
Guy 2: "Eat my ass like a cracker."
Guy 3: "The crackers has a lot of flavours, definetely feeding my mouth with this."

by Some random asshole in a fake May 2, 2022

Crackerboy77

very hot and sexy man gets so many bitches oooh ooh aha ahahaha

guy 1: dude thats Crackerboy77
guy 2: he gets so many bitches bro

guy 3: he's so hot

the braindead sandwich in my couch:

by Crackerboy77 July 15, 2022

Crackersecond

The time it takes a white person to get to a green bean casserole. 2.5X faster than the speed of light.

White Man: There’s a green bean casserole over there

White Man 2: I’ll be over there in a crackersecond

by Goober1500 February 18, 2023

Crackersecond

The time it takes a white person also known as a cracker to get to a green bean casserole. 2.5 times faster than the speed of light.

White Person 1: Hey there’s a green bean casserole at the party.

White Person 2: Damn I’ll be there in a Crackersecond

by Goober1500 February 18, 2023