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Denver Crab

Colfax Avenue is a major road that runs through the Denver metropolitan area. East Colfax is known for it's large number of low-price prostitution. Many of these prostitutes are known to have and transmit various venereal diseases and other ailments including crabs. The term Denver Crab refers to the uncleanliness of these prostitutes in Denver.
That blonde prostitute is sexy but she has Denver Crabs.
by nalpakj April 11, 2014
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Crab rave

An awesome beat with a cool flow
Dad: have you listened to crab rave today?
Son: not yet

Dad: die you faggot
by Big neggir September 9, 2018
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crab people

a species of child-sized, cave-dwelling crustaceans who have lived underground for thousands of years and plan to regain their stronghold on the surface by converting the men of our planet into whiny shopaholic pussies by having them emulate the metrosexual lifestyle seen on their fruitcake makeover show, "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"
Dr. ZoidBerg, the doctor on Futurama, who is accepted among the humans another thousand years in the future
by White Guy from Seattle November 23, 2003
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gay crab

A very salty annoying person. Who also acts gay. People who are gay crabs normally have names like Nojus or Brendon.
You see Brendon over there? Yeah. Well he is molesting that guy cause he called him Salty. WOW, What a gay crab.
by JoshuaS.Paul July 5, 2016
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Crab Holing

The act of fucking numerous girls that have bad cases of crabs.
John: Damn, Jake is crab holing, and he doesn't even know it!

Bill: Shit, I feel for him. I heard Jill and Ann both have crabs!!
by Niggar Ale August 25, 2011
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Crab Spackle

An exclamation of utter disgust, usually used in replacement of a foul word
Person One: Fossils fuels do not in any way damage the environment.

Person Two: Crab Spackle!

Mom (From Futurama): Crab Spackle! (Slaps her three sons with one strike)
by Alexander Drummond January 29, 2012
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crab infested

That which is so filthy it is hella dope
Did you see that movie Jaws? That was crab infested
by dan March 20, 2004
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