Kinetic Crab

A kinetic crab is when you hand is shape like a crab claw and use the kinetic energy to shove it into someone ass and open it inside.

Dang, My friend gave my a kinetic crab yesterday my ass hurt.

by WillyWarmerSock October 5, 2021

Crab rave

An awesome beat with a cool flow

Dad: have you listened to crab rave today?
Son: not yet

Dad: die you faggot

by Big neggir September 9, 2018

crab people

a species of child-sized, cave-dwelling crustaceans who have lived underground for thousands of years and plan to regain their stronghold on the surface by converting the men of our planet into whiny shopaholic pussies by having them emulate the metrosexual lifestyle seen on their fruitcake makeover show, "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"

Dr. ZoidBerg, the doctor on Futurama, who is accepted among the humans another thousand years in the future

by White Guy from Seattle November 23, 2003

gay crab

A very salty annoying person. Who also acts gay. People who are gay crabs normally have names like Nojus or Brendon.

You see Brendon over there? Yeah. Well he is molesting that guy cause he called him Salty. WOW, What a gay crab.

by JoshuaS.Paul July 5, 2016

Crab Spackle

An exclamation of utter disgust, usually used in replacement of a foul word

Person One: Fossils fuels do not in any way damage the environment.

Person Two: Crab Spackle!

Mom (From Futurama): Crab Spackle! (Slaps her three sons with one strike)

by Alexander Drummond January 29, 2012

Crab Holing

The act of fucking numerous girls that have bad cases of crabs.

John: Damn, Jake is crab holing, and he doesn't even know it!

Bill: Shit, I feel for him. I heard Jill and Ann both have crabs!!

by Niggar Ale August 25, 2011

crab infested

That which is so filthy it is hella dope

Did you see that movie Jaws? That was crab infested

by dan March 20, 2004