by poor noliman June 27, 2011
by Big neggir September 09, 2018
a species of child-sized, cave-dwelling crustaceans who have lived underground for thousands of years and plan to regain their stronghold on the surface by converting the men of our planet into whiny shopaholic pussies by having them emulate the metrosexual lifestyle seen on their fruitcake makeover show, "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"
Dr. ZoidBerg, the doctor on Futurama, who is accepted among the humans another thousand years in the future
by White Guy from Seattle November 23, 2003
A very salty annoying person. Who also acts gay. People who are gay crabs normally have names like Nojus or Brendon.
You see Brendon over there? Yeah. Well he is molesting that guy cause he called him Salty. WOW, What a gay crab.
by JoshuaS.Paul March 28, 2016
Person One: Fossils fuels do not in any way damage the environment.
Person Two: Crab Spackle!
Mom (From Futurama): Crab Spackle! (Slaps her three sons with one strike)
Person Two: Crab Spackle!
Mom (From Futurama): Crab Spackle! (Slaps her three sons with one strike)
by Alexander Drummond January 18, 2012
John: Damn, Jake is crab holing, and he doesn't even know it!
Bill: Shit, I feel for him. I heard Jill and Ann both have crabs!!
Bill: Shit, I feel for him. I heard Jill and Ann both have crabs!!
by Niggar Ale August 23, 2011
That which is so filthy it is hella dope
by dan March 20, 2004