credit crunch

a tasty cerial for use during finacial hard ships.

mm i have no money but i can afford credit crunch the salty bitter taste of no money.

by CAMUK February 24, 2009

credit crunch

A popular brand of cereal

yo rudeboy set the credit crunch

by masterbate007 February 27, 2009

Yes Car Credit

Dodgy British car finance company that sells rubbish cars (e.g. ex rental Vauxhall Astras) to the desperate.

"I just got out of jail for fraud and owe £250K. Can I have get a Ferrari?"

"Yes you can."

by fubarderby October 22, 2004

redneck credit card

A peice of hose, typically of the garden variety, that is usually kept in the bed of the truck, or the trunk of the car, that is used to syphon fuel from a vehicle. Credit is a bit misleading, as most fuel ascertained in this manner, is never compensated for.

"Hey Leroy, did you see that ford 4x4 back thar at the truck stop, I bet we could use the redneck credit card and get some gas for the skeeter."

by Franklin Lee June 19, 2006

Mexican credit card

A siphon hose. Instead of paying for gas, simply help yourself to another motorist's fuel. Form of credit has disappeared with the advent of locking gas caps

"We're a bit strapped for cash for this cross country drive."

"That's ok, I've got a Mexican credit card in the trunk."

by leGrandFromage February 13, 2013

credit card test

It is a test using a credit card, or any other plastic card. One takes the card and slides it down a girl's face to see how much foundation comes off.

Woah! That girl is such a cakeface, she totally fails the credit card test.

by somemoron August 5, 2007

Mommys credit card

This item is used for buying V-Bucks the in game currency in Fortnite a game for virgin white boys. these white boys will steal the credit cards of their mother and use it to buy V-Bucks its pretty gay and most of the time they get caught and their moms get angry because they just spent $200 on a shitty video game that will forever trap theses white boys virginity in a capsule that can never be opened

virgin white boy 1: ay yo bro you got that new battle pass for fortnite
virgin white boy 2: naw fam i havent stolen mommys credit card yet
virgin white boy 1: fucking nerd

by Nigerian Pr1nce July 15, 2018