cottage farm

the place where black people work at (joke)

"Go back to my cottage farm you black ni-!"

by King Emperor Spamton I December 11, 2023

last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...

Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...

by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021

cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.

Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load

by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022

Cottage plunger

When a woman has thrush and a man thrusts hard until he explodes. Creating a frothing cottage cheese effect.

I had cottage plunger last night, best I’ve had in a long time!

by Sweetnene January 20, 2026