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cottage pie

Intimate act performed by two uncircumcised men of any sexuality (if you are wearing socks, it's not gay).
The first man pulls his foreskin back as far as possible, while the second pushes his as forward as possible, over the first guy's head and shaft of his penis (this process is very similar to docking). The two men then take any measure possible to mix their smegma together, and then - if desired - eat it.
Person A: "You know what that wack dude Josh did?"
Person B: "Yeah bro I heard he and George made a cottage pie yesterday"
by mortalmanfr February 9, 2025
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last drinks before the thatched cottage

The final alcohol drink with a girl at a bar before you go home and see her pussy (thatched cottage)...
Do you and that girl want a game of pool Baz? No, we're on last drinks before the thatched cottage...
by The man from Bushido Bay November 25, 2021
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cottage cheese load

When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.
Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load
by Salchi Poppa February 18, 2022
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