Conidiot

An idiot who makes up conditions to make themselves seem more important than what they are, or they more than likely use pre-existing conditions.

Steve: I'm insane, did you know that?
Joe: Dumbass, it is impossible to declare yourself insane
Steve: What?
Joe: To be insane, you lose all concept of judging sanity, which you claim you no longer have, so it is impossible to declare insanity, you conidiot

by Nathan Etilredneh July 12, 2009

Coodjkoo

1. When in the act of saying hello to someone, they interrupt you and start talking about there big ass shit they took the other day. 2. When somebody calls you da bomb and they shit their panties. 3. When a pig shits in its pen and somebody goes in to feed the pig, and does a faceplant in the shit. 4. When you accidentally talk to a crazy ass lunatic, they try to take a shit on you, while telling you a story about a chinchilla on the loose.

"She just tried pulling a "Coodjkoo" on me!!"
"She's so funny, I love her..."
"You don't know what it's like to be me!!!!!!!!!!"
He started to cry...

by DaBomb3000 June 28, 2010

coloid

Cool or awesome.

Bruce is so coloid.

She may be a scrag but she's pretty coloid.

by pwb13 May 21, 2010

coondog

A middle aged mom who speaks in a fake brittish accent and likes to fast for dongs.

a coondog

by camtoms181 January 3, 2011

Coondar

Radar For when coons are around. Most likely to happen after hearing about crime or in a bad (black) hood

John was going to work and his coondar was going off just when a coon when was stealing a car

by Stars And Bars Forever December 2, 2010

cooden

to be constepaded

Girl; I cant take a poop. guy; Girl you be cooden.

by eric diaz March 10, 2011

Coido

1. The word used for not knowing how to describe a situation, word, or person.
2. Having a special talent.
3. A way to have fun in school.

1. That thing is coido.
2. That person over there has a coido, hes juggleing with his feet.
3. Coido that homework assignment man.

by rawr44 December 7, 2011