completely irrelevant

I don't give a shit.

This is completely irrelevant to the case, so I don't give a shit.

by Malangus June 7, 2016

complete stranger

The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate.
The logical graduation from a reverse stranger

I was bored on sunday. So after a few drinks, i gave myself a complete stranger. Mate, it is like free gay porn.

by marcus_schmarcus June 21, 2006

complete and utter fag

this guy who posted my name so i have to post back

"Hey complete and utter fag--I mean, Mike."

by Pete October 7, 2003

completed

the act of fufilling one's act of ejaculation

Oh man, that chick was so hot that when she bent over, I think I completed...

by Neo2129 June 9, 2003

Complete mistake

Tori Gregory

She likes oral.

You dated Tori, you admitted dating Tori, and you didn't REGRET ADMITTING you dated Tori. She is a complete mistake.

by Da Brit July 15, 2004

Competitive Advantage

When a football or basketball team has an overwhelming number of African Americans playing at one time.

Hampton is gonna kick the crap out of BYU's football team because of their competitive advantage.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 17, 2010

complete ownage

n. When one is completely submissive (ie, the "biotch") to another during a conflict

Lin exhibited complete ownage over Joe the other day with a bombardment of pillows. Joe went home feeling less of a man.

by Trey P. September 22, 2008