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widows comforter

What they called the dildo when it was first invented.
at home, her widows comforter awaits her.
by Kkrrp January 15, 2012
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comfort book

a book you return to again and again (even if only to dip into for a chapter or two) for a bit of cheer and warmth.
"all your perfects is my comfort book"
"holy shit really same!"
by whore for books bf October 3, 2021
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Comfortable Coffee

Comfortable coffee is when you deep fry Ligma Balls in a coffee it tastes amazing
It is used when someone is saying something nice to a person for example:
"You're looking great today!"
"That's quite a comfortable coffee of you"
Or, it can also be used when someone is acting rude like:
"That's not comfortable coffee"
by Alter(デビッド) August 6, 2022
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Comfort puppy

People go to comfort puppies for comfort and advice whenever they need help usually with a breakup, when they’re used or when they are at their weakest. And then when they’re better, the forget the comfort puppies. But those people are never there for comfort puppies and usually start talking about their own issues. So comfort puppy is a person who’s job is to be a therapist for people who don’t give a shit about them.
X: ,,My friend usually texts me when ge is sad and needs help, other than that…no.”
Y: ,,you’re a comfort puppy to him”
by Unicorns are amazing November 23, 2021
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Comfort Actor

A comfort actor is an actor who makes you feel safe, secure, and loved.
by baddiethemattie April 11, 2021
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comfort shirt

a shirt you wear almost regularly that makes you comfortable mentally, physically and emotionally usually when one’s not in the best head space
oh my god, i can’t find my comfort shirt! i need it, it makes me at ease”
by vma August 22, 2021
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Mr. Comfortable

That one member in every group of friends who eventually becomes far too accustomed to taking advantage of their position. This is expressed in a number of ways, including but not limited to:

-- Shitting in another member's bathroom, except in an emergency.
-- "Bumming" cigarettes, to the point of simply taking them from a pack at their leisure, without asking, and conveniently "forgetting" their own pack at every gathering.
-- Drinking the beer from the pitcher of another, with zero reciprocation. Also applicable to joint smoking.
-- Showing up uninvited, simply due to the knowledge of another member being present.

These individuals will continue offending the group until confronted with their behavior. This will often lead to an indignant response, designed to make the person confronting them feel guilty, and continue to allow the behavior. An organized shunning, or even total group exile is another possible outcome.

Also; Miss/Mrs. Comfortable
"Ahh, goddammit, everybody hide your weed. Mr. Comfortable just pulled up."
by Retired 1800 Enthusiast January 7, 2017
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