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Coffin

Sexual act where one party lays flat on end of bed and the other partner stands over while receiving oral pleasure from the other party
by Tronamious May 12, 2023
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In the coffin

When someone is a metalhead but hasn't told anyone yet.
It's used similarly to In the closet, but it's more metal.

Newfound metalheads fear being ostracized by their friends and family for not adhering to what is commonly considered a "normal music taste". They can spend years in the coffin as a result.

Please help fight this horrible guilt they feel inside and preach for #metalacceptance
Prime Rib: "Good to see you, how are 'ya?"
Striploin: "Kinda something I want to talk to you about, actually."
Prime Rib: "Umm, sure.."
Striploin: "So lately I've been feeling a lot more confident as a person and I feel you should really know something about me that you probably didn't see coming."
Prime Rib: "You're scaring me, dude."
Striploin: "I think I'm a metalhead."
Prime Rib: "Wow. I can't say i'm not surprised. How long have you been in the coffin?
by A Crazie May 18, 2017
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Trevor Coffin

A marine recruiter that hails from Maine and resides in Ohio and loathes California. Loves dogs and hates people. Is a nerd despite frequent protest. Has a girlfriend who he cares deeply for yet denies he has a girlfriend. He loves Star Wars to the intensity of a 14 year old boy and has absolutely no shame. He has an unflattering hair cut that isn’t his fault but still doesn’t fit his face but he proudly wears it and doesn’t let it taint his confidence. He is a great friend and a good man he will stay with you through your ups and downs and comfort you, then when the time is right he will call you names. Though he insults you, you know he cares. He is discreet to a fault but will let you know when you fuck up due to not listening to his advice. He is always right and is definitely, without a doubt Batman.
“Hey I saw this guy yesterday and he gave me some advice”
“Well was he right?”
Of course he was right! He’s Trevor Coffin, he’s always right!”
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gucci coffin

a gucci coffin is basicly the biggest flex you can get on the dead
he was such a hypebeast he was burried in a gucci coffin
by gucci coffin September 22, 2019
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coffin tick or coffin split

Achieving an additional bird species to your Life List by the creation of a new species, by the splitting (upgrading a subspecies to a full species status); but after you die.
This assumes an individual maintains your Life List and monitors the creation of new species from Subspecies you have seen and identified in your Life List.

Derived from Armchair Tick or Armchair Split.
Though Tom died last year in Panama, seeking to increase his Life List of 7,994 bird species, his wife was able to increase his List to 8,002 species with 8 coffin tick or coffin split due to the IOC upgrading a dozen former subspecies to full species status.
by Professional Birder March 29, 2024
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laughing in the coffin

The terrible state wherein you manage to laugh amidst anger and agony
? : Hope you're doing well
!: Yeah, Laughing in the coffin 😂🥲
by lil@arch February 14, 2025
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Temporary coffin

Temporary coffin is a more appealing word for solitary confinement
Jake shanked tommy at lunch, jake is going in to the temporary coffin.
by Salt discriminater April 30, 2021
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