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Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15
I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!
by AugustG September 7, 2013
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Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.
“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”
by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024
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Coffin Dodger

Soldier or military person that has a reputation for surviving situations that no one usually gets away with.
That guy is a coffin dodger , stay away from him.
by The Coffin Dodger May 19, 2018
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Coffin body

When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.
Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.
by monkeynuts94 April 6, 2015
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Coffin Cafe

Looking for the old chat room? Search for the group on facebook
Ness: remember Coffin Cafe?
Apryl: I miss it...
by Thea Apryl March 18, 2022
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Coffin Chaser

someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023
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Oh boy..

A Visual-Novel game that's about 2 codependent toxic siblings who are trapped inside of their apartment with no food, abandoned by their parents, who eventually resort to cannibalize their neighbour and make a pact with a demon. The game also contains some choices that lead to different outcomes (mostly on chapter 2.)

Has some incest undertones and currently has 2 chapters (It got recently popular for the latter..)

TL;DR: 2 codependent siblings with the weirdest sexual tension ever commit cannibalism, sacrifice someone to a demon and murder a decent amount of people.

Game is currently being hated because of a certain incest sex scene that is fully optional, but the fans really don't give a flying fuck about criticism.
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen that game?, the one called "The coffin of Andy and Leyley?", people are real disgusted and despise it and anyone who plays it.

Guy 2: Seems like satanism and cannibalism is fine, but they draw the line at fictional incest huh?
by This your your if November 18, 2023
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