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cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance
Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."
by eythorh92 October 31, 2020
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Cockblocked

When someone, or some group achieved a blocking move of something big that you were trying to archive.
The D.N.C. really COCKBLOCKED their entire party when they COCKBLOCKED Bernie Sanders again! He was their best chance !
by Polybius September 16, 2020
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CockBlock

They type of person who stands in the way of making a forward action; Or a person who this to oppose the actions
Me and this girl went out on this date. Then a friend of mine came around and started to be a cockblock. He would always try to stay around and hang with us as we were trying to leave. He was a major cockblock
by Top G69420 August 7, 2022
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CockBlock

Christan is such a CockBlock
by asdfvghjkl May 21, 2018
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Cockblock

Jack Hobby is a cockblock.
by mufc2013 April 6, 2020
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Cockblock

The character ai filter = cockblock
by Gxth1c.Kai January 4, 2024
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colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.
Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"
by P3RV-E November 13, 2014
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