coach sneeze

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.

"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."

"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"

by Triptakers December 18, 2012

Coach Block

When a baseball player's conversation with a college coach is interrupted by another player. Similar to the "Cock Block".

Mike: "Chris is over there talking to Coach Holbrook from South Carolina, should I go over there and introduce myself?"

James: "Don't coach block him dude, maybe if you started raking like Chris he would show some interest!"

by BaseballParks8 August 4, 2012

coach jones

A coach who is “doing the most” and is a total dickhead to everyone

Damn the Defensive line coach is such a coach jones

by FCoachJones October 29, 2023

Coach Muhl

Guy is what evolvetion is based upon teaching middle school for half of his life he rode the first dinosaur

Coach muhl is scared of science

by Wowcatz01 November 27, 2018

coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.

Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

Coach dumbass

Coach dumbass is the coach that loves to do shit like bang his head in walls and forget to start the clock for practice. Often sets himself up to be the butt of the joke.

Man coach dumbass is really on one today:

by Dsanchez August 18, 2018

coach tony

Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.

Damn have you seen coach tony?? His 6’2, 240 bod is lookin sexy!

by Honey nut on ur mom February 6, 2019