juban cigar

The fake cuban cigars sold in mexico to american tourists.

"Senor, would jou like to buy this juban cigar... it's almost free."

by rockballew December 31, 2014

Joe Biden's asshole cigars

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

cigar tucks

It simply means your ability to roll a blunt.

Tyrone: Yo Marcus i got a swisher lets roll a blunt.
Marcus: Aight fasho, i gotta roll it cuz i got cigar tucks.

by Jimmy Jimsonson September 11, 2013

Exploding Cigar

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.

Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.

by ArkySaw August 2, 2019

export cigars to Cuba

To drop turds into the toilet then flush.

I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.

by icemelted April 30, 2015

cigared

That moment when you fuck a midget in the bum

Yo that midget got cigared- ass raped

by Lovisa Snygg September 23, 2017

Council Cigar

A poverty cigar rolled with a king skin

"Tom rolled a council Cigar last night, for his 24th birthday"

by DJ Steves April 18, 2023