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Chocolate smoothie

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.
Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.
by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008
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chocolatetwatwaffle

Insult in reguards to someone who is an idiot, moron, ignorant or not smart. May be used a just a name to call someone who you do not like.
You are a chocolatetwatwaffle! You CTW!!
by M Ketterman December 10, 2009
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chocolate bracelet

the resulting fecal ring that is left around one's wrist after fisting another individual/animal, who has insufficiently cleaned their asshole after shitting.
Mother: "Dammit Brian you left another chocolate bracelet on my wrist, how many times do I have to tell you?!?! Wipe your ass before you ask me to fist you. JESUS CHRIST!"

Brian: "My bad, Mom"
by willywonkachocolatefactory March 17, 2010
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Chocolate Rain Bomb

When a person puts on the song Chocolate Rain on full blast on their friend's computer speakers and then immediately runs out of their friend's home.
I can't believe Shane Chocolate Rain Bomb-ed Joey! The funeral's Tuesday.
by TheGreatSpritzingFuck August 27, 2010
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chocolate starburst

when you are balls deep in the vagina with the girl on her back and she farts to vibrate/tickle your testicles
so, I was with this chick the other night and she gave me a chocolate starburst, but I think it was chunky.
by stubadoo January 14, 2015
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Chocolate Whopper

A two step sexual act in which the dominant partner deficates onto the stomach of their prone partner before laying atop them, forming a sandwich-like position, to then continue fornication.
Before having sex with my freak of a girlfriend, I had to take a shit, then she protested and asked me to give her the 'ol Chocolate Whopper.
by Notmatthewatall June 11, 2018
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chocolate swordfish

After anal sex when your dick is covered in shit.
When JC was done butt fucking KP he looked down and realized he had a chocolate swordfish.

Dude, last night Mike’s mom gave me a chocolate swordfish.
by AlaskanPoet June 16, 2018
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