Chocolate Baja Blast

A Chocolate Baja Blast is when you take your date out on your 1st date to Taco Bell (you pay of course). Later that night after you guys are banging and when you have to take an explosive shit and piss at the same time so you sit down on the toilet and tuck your weiner in so you can accomplish both at once. Before you know it you've shit all over your boner and now it's time to go home her again.

"I Chocolate Baja Blast on the first date Ken, Fuck you!"

by Farkie July 29, 2017

Chocolate Sundae Surprise

Poop in a party hat and jizz on the poop.
then place it on someone's head. When they take the hat off they will find poop stuck to their head.

Micheal left Sally with a Chocolate Sundae Surprise.

by Stinky Rebel October 7, 2008

Chocolate Dunkers

When you have explosive diarrhea, get some on the testicular region, and then teabag someone.

My good friend, I happened to have put my fair spouse into some un-easyness when I placed upon her my chocolate dunkers; I believe it may have been caused by the hot wings I had eaten previously before. Jolly good time.

Doe man doe, I gave my bitch some of 'dem chocolate dunkers after I got me some of dat KAY EFF CAYYYYY. Jolly good time.

by Rusty Shackleford, Son February 2, 2009

chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!

by TZ October 7, 2005

Chocolate Abs

An Asian male who has defined, muscular abdominal muscles that look like the subdivided parts of a chocolate bar.

The guys in the Korean pop group Big Bang have sexy chocolate abs.

by boingasldfi May 6, 2010

Chocolate Knuckle

when you do a frontal wipe and your knuckle accidentally touches the turd in the toilet bowl.

I can tell you forgot to wash your hands by the chocolate knuckle you have.

by Arty Partida February 28, 2008

chocolate chip cookie dough

some of the BEST cookie dough on the planet!! used to make scrumptious cookies or is often eaten raw, though salmonella could be contracted. it is also a very delicious favor of icecream.

morgan: which cookie dough is the most popular?

hannah: chocolate chip cookie dough! everyone loves it cuz its the best ever!

by sexy_mama_4 June 22, 2008