off the chain

Out of control, wild fun. Just like when your pitbull gets off the chain in the back yard and tears through the neighborhood.

I may be a 35-year-old white DJ from Maine, but this joint is off the chain!

by Dan_Maine December 28, 2005

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

by R. Kemp December 13, 2004

fire chain

A girl who is so physically unattractive, usually with respect to her face, it looks like someone lit her face on fire an put it out with a chain.

Damn! That girl is a wicked fire chain.

by Zac S July 25, 2008

deck chairs

Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.

Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."

"Mike is clearly going to fail his Criminal Law final. His studying is nothing but deck chairs."

by TBLBHK May 13, 2006

Chain Chewer

Immediately after spitting out old, flavorless gum, the person pulls out a new piece of gum and starts chewing it.

Yeah, Ashley is unfortunatly a chain chewer. She's up to a pack of orbit a day now.

by doublebrah March 5, 2010

Dick Chaining

To go from one dick to another, like chain smoking.

"OMG Sarah was so dick chaining last night"

by Zoayeeeee Hopper February 5, 2009

chain of prevents

A chain of events that prevents you from accomplishing anything important.

Billy: "Did you do the paper for history last night?"

Edwards: "Well, I started it but then Jimmy showed up with a twelve and showed me some videos online and... long story short, I didn't get it done because of the unexpected chain of prevents."

by Antrock February 25, 2010