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the cacoon

(Noun) The 13th maneuver in genital origamy. The act of stretching ones ball sac, pulling it up, and tucking the entire genital package into the stretched sac.

(Verb) Putting ones genitals into the cacoon, hoping that in a few months, out will come a penis of butterly proportions.
After tucking my balls into the cacoon for six months, my dicks still as small as ever
by banker July 28, 2006
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Chacer

A base put in liqueur like orange juice or coke.
My nigggg, you got a chacer for that Evan Williams??
by xloddballlx October 9, 2009
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Chach

1) Faggots from Minnesota
2) People who have a receding hairline before the age of 21
3) People who think they are huge but, in actuality, have a bird chest
4) People who look like a gnome from the computer game World of Warcraft
Coach Osborn is a chach big time.
by SimpleButTrue November 3, 2010
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Chach Box

A person who cannot remember their anniversary with their girlfriend.
Bret Kabby is such a chach box...I can't believe he doesn't remember his anniversary OR go down on his girlfriend.
by George Killian May 1, 2009
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Poop Cacoon

Molded shit around somebodys dick, usually done while another person is asleep with a raginging erection, often blown dry to dry out the poop on the erection.
Don't fucking fall asleep douche bag or im going to give you a poop cacoon
by tit hair February 20, 2010
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chach

Deriving from the word muchacho, the word chach is an endearing term used to show affection towards someone you love.
by danigirl815 November 29, 2010
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chach

Guys, and girls, that are extremely trendy, obnoxious, wear overpriced mall clothing and smell like shit. They are usually found in trendy little bars and clubs dancing like a bunch of yuppies on coke. They try to find other chach's to have unprotected sex with and spread more diseases.
Also pronounced as "chachy" as "chaches".
"Check out that chach over there, i can smell his Skin Bracer from a mile away."

"Those chaches are trying to dance with those drunk fatties, lets throw eggs at them and laugh."
by DIE YUPPIE SCUM! July 5, 2005
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