Cat

A small, cute, furry animal that eats mice. They also like people to send them toe pics and will burn your face off with lasers. Just ask Jon Taylor. He was given 48 hours to live after feeling the might of a cat's powers. Scientists also estimate that robo-cats will take over the world and eliminate the human race by 2037.

Warrior 1: bro that cat just melted off Harry's face!

Warrior 2: 'course he did bro. Don't you know what cats can do to humans?

Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!

by US Scientist Institution February 14, 2019

Cat

Kitty small animal known as feline

Oh! Your cat is so adorable

by Imperfect_bish June 25, 2019

Cat

Tiny evil demon that happens to be SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE}.

My cat is evil, it just scratched up my couch!

by Bitchydangernoodle May 28, 2019

Cat

Are in your dim sums

Asian: Did you cut up the cat and cook them in the dim sums, with the dogs

by Popechancey June 8, 2019

Cat

A animal that dogs chase, People keep as a pet, chases mice, Scratches stuff, and meows

Dude: Awww my cat is adorable, WAIT DON'T CHASE HIM!

by LilyGamez (Idc about my user) June 19, 2019

Cat

A dog.

oOOOOooOOh! An alley Cat.

by julianisnotgay September 19, 2019

Cat

A dumb animal that will bite you once you stop petting it. But THEY ARE SO FLUFFY. They lay around doing nothing except for thinking about taking over the world and killing dogs

It is a nice source of comfort and very very cute. a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.

by Ham kitty October 10, 2017