Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks

What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.

by NM AA SP LA AM January 23, 2022

Calvining

The action of believing that you know everything about any sport, this person doesn’t physically participate in any sport but has strong opinions on them all

"Do you think Kevin De Bruyne deserved a team of the season"
" You don't know what your talking about stop calvining!"

by Calvin supports man city October 24, 2020

Calvin

The goat.

Cole : Oh my god its the goat!

Aiden : Oh its Calvin!

by TheFuckingGoatAidenMasse December 14, 2024

Calvin

He's so fucking bad at everything including aiming with his penis to pee

Hey Calvin you're so bad

by UpcomerBunny May 29, 2021

Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Describes when a friend partied too hard and is hungover and swears off partying the next weekend but is then easily coerced midweek once he has a chance to recover.

Calvin says he doesn’t want to go out this weekend.

Just wait a couple of days and ask Wednesday Calvin.

by kh1985 November 30, 2021

Calvin Lowe

Calvin lowe is a female dog (bitch) who only cares for himself and his feelings. He’s a guy who leads you on and tell you when it’s too late.

Her: that’s a Calvin lowe right there
Her: fuck him Calvin lowe girl 😂

by Calvin gf November 29, 2021

Calvin

This totally hot guy with great hair (like me) and all the girls love him. He is such a chad and REALY straight man.

Really hot girl-Isn’t Calvin so hot?
Ur mom-Calvin is really good at sports!

by Calamity 69!!! January 21, 2022