by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

If you disobey, MMMMMMM!!!!!! she will devour your soul! the dark lord herself! execution!!!!!!!!(she also enjoys stabbing people with highliters.
"No please! Lord Calvin, Have Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
by insidecheesegrater June 15, 2018

Slur used to shame or insult people who have natural curves often used by people with high metabolisms and can’t gain any weight to feel better about themselves. Very offensive if you see anyone use this you should definitely report them because they need to be taught a lesson
Oh I’m skinny at least I’m not a curvy Calvin like you, you see that girl she’s such a curvy Calvin you should hit her with your car.
by Craigpossiblypoopedhimself November 16, 2022

Hey Calvin you're so bad
by UpcomerBunny May 29, 2021

Calvin is an angsty guy who occasionally homie hops. He storms around the neighborhood being a creep and is typically a downer but can sometimes bring some excitement. He has a weird attraction to his family members specifically his sister. Overall Clavin is a unique individual who tries hard but isn't that hard.
by Potatoes03 August 9, 2022

by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022
