Caleb is the biggest man whore out there. He only thinks of himself and rejects all others. He loves to have intimate relationships with his pets. Do not give him a cat cuz he will abuse it till it dies. He is easily lured in and falls in love WAY TOO EASILY, he will choose the bad people over the good. He also likes to think he is sneaky but rly he’s just a creep.
by Jfvjhfcbhg May 26, 2018
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by Badger2002 February 23, 2019
Get the Caleb mug.A anorexic twig that likes to think he's cool because he hangs out with other emo twigs, he's your best friend, (when you ejaculate in his girl) and your enemie when he says no.... He has a 1 inch destroyer and he'll gladly prove it @caleb_kerswill on Instagram, he'll eat your ass and then he'll eat is own ass using yours for leverage..... He has nothing for a dick but you better believe, when he rolls up in his purple hoodie, you got hell to pay...
Girl: Caleb you have a little dick....
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO
Caleb: Bet
Girl: Ok whip it out big boy
Caleb: *takes an hour to get hard*
Girl: Your hard? Finally....
Caleb: *Whips out wang*
Girl: THATS IT?!?!?! LMFAO
by Caleb Kerswill March 23, 2019
Get the Caleb mug.They type of guy who is bad and dont care what anyone says and he smokes and has sex every ever girl he can find. He always blackmails people to try and get his way, he always gets his way. His momma and step dad dont give a fuck about him or his brother. He needs to understand he isnt always going to get his way and i cant wait til u go to jail because u on ur 2nd strike with the cops... Literally cant wait.
by Ur mother fucking ... January 21, 2018
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DON'T BE SUCH A CALEB!
by CreepyCole May 24, 2011
Get the Caleb mug.There is a man that doesn’t enjoy therapy. His orifices were filled with bulchivak, one fateful night he took the bulchivak and threw it at pedestrians, turns into zombies that like bulchivak intensely. One day the zombies sucked all of the earths crust leading the to be man alone then he had to rebuild civilization to understand zombie fetishes, he then realized zombies need love too. He then proceeded to fulfil the zombies needs for bulchivak. One day he realized that he wanted more, they were starting to become savage and desperate for bulchivak (it sounds unnaturally phallic)he could not produce enough bulchivak so then he built a portal gun so he could spend forever in perpetual motion, creating even more dildos.
by thehomelessman69 July 26, 2017
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