caddyshack

To defecate while being submerged (up to at least the top of the ass) in a fluid, usually water.

I was in the tub and, God help me, I couldn't hold it in. I straight up Caddyshacked that bitch.

by Spencer Smuckles November 16, 2006

caddywhompus

Refers to all that is crazy. It's kinda like a back-woods slang word.

"Throw thatlure in da' water; it'll make all da' fish go caddywhompus!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

Caddywomp

1. To be off kilter or off balance
2. Not fitting squarely in a box. Often used in construction terms.

With these amateur workers, the building is bound to be caddywomped.

by John Logan February 23, 2008

caddywompus

caddywompus is a surprisingly common misspelling of the word, "cattywampus"; generally defined as an arrangement of objects not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally or "(in this case) an aircraft such as a drone flying chaotically . An example of something cattywampus are the positions of the items on the top of a coffee table after a two year old has been playing with them and moving them around.

That drone flew all caddywompus; it did huge toliet bowls and acted like it had a mind of its own.

by Telephony June 2, 2018

abra cadabra

A word used when trying to produce a good magic trick.

Never used by the REAL magicians and illusionists like Houdini and David Blaine *swoon*.

Always used by fakers like kids party clowns, and old people.

Grandad: "Wanna see a magic trick?"

Kid (under breath whilst nodding):"Not really."

Grandad (puts hand behind Kid's ear, then shows Kid a penny): "Abra Cadabra. Ooooh. Must be magic!"

Kid (sighs with a fake 'OMG-amazing' look): "Mom, isn't it time for grandad's meds?"

by puppetmistress July 22, 2006

Caddy Wampus

What old people say to kids to try and help them during the debacle of trying to fit a couch out an apartment door

You've got to caddy wampus the couch to get it out the door -or- You're caddying more than im wanpusing!Our caddy to wampus ratio is off!

by Couch Boy March 2, 2009

caddyism

The act of Pimping. Someone who drives an Escalade, with the nammer music just pumping, macking on the hot chicks. Caddyism, the new superfly way of life

"after i got my Escalade, i converted into caddyism"

by jufhaolfjlskfjaif May 2, 2007