Jesus cable

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)

Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"

by afuckingtech February 11, 2024

cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015

UBS cable

Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.

I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.

by QuacksO January 19, 2020

fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.

'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."

by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023

DIGITAL CABLE

A duece that arrives in two or more pieces.

I just dueced a huge digital cable. However, if it wasn't digitized, it would have been a bowl wrapper it was so big.

by trickmob January 16, 2008

Cable

Malaysian slang for someone granted positions due to nepotism or association.
Sometimes used in Bahasa Malay as 'Kabel'

It's no surprised that he made it at such a young age because of cable.

by PickleDilly September 15, 2021

on the cable

One that says things in order to gain attention and wants to impress others. One who has a carefree life and is almost envied by others who are not as charismatic. One who sparks interest in his ways. People want to know him. Some that you would like to be but can't. A person who has "it". What ever "it" is at the time. "It" has evolved.

I knew he was on the cable the moment I saw him.

by Stangee October 27, 2020