An event or action that is extremely satisfying however later will haunt you and causes affliction or anguish.
-Jim had a bad case of regret burrito when he realized that binge watching House of Cards caused him to miss his economics final exam.
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.
-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
-John realized that the burrito he ate for lunch was truly a regret burrito when he had diarrhoea while stuck in rush-hour traffic.
-Jillian hoped Jessica would have a regret burrito for eating all of her Hallowe'en candy
by MuddledMinnow November 17, 2014
Get the Regret burritomug. The man takes burrito ingredients and stuffs them in the foreskin an uncircumcised penis and shove the penis in the girls mouth while he sucks.
I went to the market to pick up some beef and beans, my wife is getting a nice beefy burrito tonight.
by Beef head bob May 3, 2018
Get the Beefy Burritomug. by CrispyCheeseCurd April 15, 2021
Get the niggito burritomug. by No I don’t want that March 14, 2023
Get the Soggy Burritomug. The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.
by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020
Get the Crushing Burritosmug. by SexySexPanther December 7, 2015
Get the burrito wrapmug. this happens when eating large burritos (like chipotle or california tortilla) and the burrito has become too small to hold together properly. the only way to hold it together is to grip the remaining burrito into a fist and shove what you can in your mouth resulting in burrito all over your hand and face.
I wanted to shake the senator's hand, but I had burrito fist and didn't want to fuck up his fancy ring.
by bricksprickley September 8, 2007
Get the burrito fistmug.