Cartier Bumhole

A term used to describe a beautiful classy girl who shops at Cartier and has a perfect bumhole.

‘Who’s that fine piece of ass over there?’

‘That’s Emily, she is a serious Cartier Bumhole!’

by PeggyBess95 January 1, 2025

Naughty Bunghole

A Naughty bunghole is where you go up to your friend, or co-worker and stick your hand right up their ass and start pulling out their shit all out of their anus.

Andrew: Hey Blake! Guess what I got for you!

Blake: Please not another naughty bunghole
Andrew: *does the naughty bunghole*

by TheFakePopeRealDontTrust February 28, 2025

Spicy Bunghole

Spicy Bunghole

(noun)

1. The fiery, regret-filled aftermath of consuming an excessive amount of spicy food, particularly dishes featuring garlic, hot sausage, chili peppers, or anything described as “diablo” on a menu.
2. When your booty hole feels like it’s personally being punished by satan’s taco truck.

“Bro, I had that five-alarm chili and now I’ve got the worst spicy bunghole of my life. I’m walking like I just got kicked by a mule.”

“That arrabbiata sauce was worth it… even if I’m paying for it now with a Category 5 spicy bunghole situation.”

“He thought he could handle it. The garlic. The sausage. The sauce. But now… now he sits upon the porcelain throne, praying for mercy, gripping the toilet paper like a lifeline to humanity.”
“And in that moment, with eyes watering and sphincter screaming, he understood what it truly meant… to walk through the valley of the shadow of bunghole heat.”

by Kellykism August 5, 2025

Double bumhole

A double bumhole is a rare disease often caused by being small and ginger…. Two bum caves is a gift from heaven . He’s had since the age of 11.

Antony what’s happened “ I fell asleep at Dee’s and woke up with an extra opening it’s an anal surprise”. “Antony it’s a double bumhole deal with it “.

by Lewg83 August 23, 2025

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

jewish mongolian bunghole aids

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"

bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 22, 2024