Bruno

a nickname for master splinter a boy whos a rat and trains four turtles

Stranger: So where do you live bruno?
Master Splinter: in the sewer with my sons

by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019

Bruno

My husband

Family: if come you marry everyone who?
Me: Bruno

Family: WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO!

by Ember2022 January 28, 2022

Bruno

Bruno is the friend in the group who never has money, or so he says, and he asks other friends (especially if their is Diogo) to buy him farturas. He also is always aware of the fact that Maxi Pizza is open 24/7, which he gladly shares with his mates, in hope they'll want to go, and buy him some pizza.

Bruno has two distinct laughs, a real life one, where he just cries a lot, and virtual one that goes like this: xaxaxaxa.

Bruno: DAM, paga akela fartura

Bruno: Ent paga aí uma Maxi xaxaxaxaxaxxa a

by meidosei February 23, 2019

Bruno Mars

Do have any Bruno Mars

Can you get Bruno Mars

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Pulling a Bruno

Manscaping you pubic hair in to a heart, star, or anything else gay because most men keep the bush or just trim or shave it off.

Guy1: Hey man can you help me out?

Guy2: Yeah whats up?

Guy1: Can you help me I'm "Pulling a Bruno".

Guy2: Umm.. what?

Guy1: Just manscape me a heart.

by BabyNegro July 9, 2012

Bruno

A Bruno is a huge dog who seems scary, but is really just a big teddy bear. This can also be used to refer to a human.

“What a scary dog!”
“Don’t worry, he’s Bruno.”

by highlowtide December 10, 2019

Bruno

A Mid player that is known for spamming unecessary crosses and complaining on the pitch and also a penalty merchant.

He's Bruno.

by Emmys June 24, 2022