boxing day

some random ass retarded fuckin holiday i always circle on my calendar so i can hit people a lot and not get in trouble for it cuz no1 knos what the hell this holiday is

tim-lets beat his ass
ray-fuck it, just wait till boxing day..hell get his*shakes fist angrily*

by aflack February 16, 2005

boxing

An extremely physical sport in which two men who weigh nearly the same fight each other in hand to hand combat. Usually little pansies that can't box bash it. There is a chance of developing something called "punch drunk" syndrome where you develop slurred speach, and loss of coordination and motor skills but usually only boxers who get hit alot (pro boxer) develop this. There is also a small chance of death.

Fatality rates per 100,000 participants


Horse-racing...........128
Sky-diving...............123
Hang gliding.............55
Mountaineering........51
Scuba diving............11
Motorcycle racing......7
College football..........3
Boxing...................1.5


Cited in Cantu, Boxing and Medicine, Human Kinetics Illinois, 1995

Mike Tyson has been boxing way too long and has lost more brain cells than he can count.

by Aidyn April 16, 2005

Elephant Boxing

(verb) - The act of a male with elephantitus of the genitals repeatedly slapping his genitalia onto members of the opposite sex in an effort to: a) cause as much damage to the other partner (resulting, ultimately, in a knock-out), and b) reach climax.

John was elephant boxing with me last night, and I lost a tooth.

by JGottli December 14, 2008

Shit Boxing

The act of taking a shit and smoking marijuana at the same time.

"Dude, I'm totally shit boxing my bathroom right now. Damn Taco Bell glued me to the toilet."

by whackietahbackie November 25, 2011

hot boxing

The act of hiring two attractive individuals (usually female strippers) to engage in fisticuffs

It's been a long, stressful day. I could really go for some hot boxing.

by KJ? June 28, 2011

boxing that

having sex with someone. typically a phrase said to a man to describe his booty call. similar to "you getting some"

Matt: Dude you are with that girl all the time. you boxing that?

Eddie: nah. not yet. maybe if I turn straight.

by weaponxmp1 April 23, 2009

anal boxing

Beat boxing in someone's asshole. Popular with those deep in the club scene.

That anal boxing was so good last night my farts sound like Dr Dre today

by Horsedoc17 July 22, 2014