Hydrogen Bond

HYDROGEN BOND!!!!! I like to cha cha don't judge me.

Hydrogen BOND. Ehehehehehehehhehehehe.

by Yusef and Sebastian May 15, 2022

you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

by The kool kids February 2, 2022

Mr. bond

That's the name of my bird

Me: I'm back
Mr. Bond: *racial slurs*
Me: Mr. Bond
Fade to black

by Ihaveabird August 11, 2022

Bondage Wedgie

A well planed prank that involves a person being bonded. This is best done when the victim is asleep.

Technique:
When the potential victim is asleep, you tie him up with a strong rope, or cord. You then give the victim a wedgie and hang him up somewhere for all to see. When the victim wakes up, he will be traumatized for life.

My older brother is infamous for giving me Bondage Wedgies. When I was asleep in my room he used duct tape and gave me an atomic wedgie. He hung me on the coat hanger in his room. When I woke up, he had all of his friends there and taking pictures. Then he and his friends kicked me in the balls over a hundred times.

Whenever I fell asleep at a sleep over, my so called friends gave me a melvin and duct taped me to a wall and tied me up so I couldn't move, I was there for three and a half hours.

by Nyaruma December 24, 2006

Bondage-Slut

Bondage-Slut also Bondage slut

1) a woman who enjoys being tied-up during sex.

2) a woman who becomes a slut once she is tied-up.

3) a woman who receives sexual gratification from being tied-up.

1) "She was a little bondage-slut, much to his enjoyment"

2) "She was a bondage-slut for anyone who wanted her"

3) "That bondage-slut doesn't care if she gets fucked, just as long as she's tied-up!"

by marriedct July 27, 2008

Blunder

A YouTuber and Twitch streamer that plays Pokemon Showdown. Known for his hit series such as "BL Knights". Famously switched his Swampert on Will-O-Wisp from Rotom-Wash during SPL. Also goes by ThunderBlunder777.

Blunder: Watch this
Pokeaim: Blunder no you will lose the game
Blunder: Fuck it
Pokeaim: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT WE LOST.

by UrAverageHuman March 4, 2021

flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014