Bouncing goldfish

When someone clearly high on drugs is trying to convince you they are clean and sober.

Ty: Seriously, i just had one beer.

Alex: Stop bouncing goldfish you muppet, you schnarfed a line off my tit half an hour ago.

George Bush never inhaled? bet he never bounced a goldfish either!

told me he needs cash to fix his car.... Goldfish bouncing motherfucker doesn't even have a car!

by nameismatt August 12, 2015

bouncing betty

A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.

If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.

by GuesssWho9 September 14, 2016

boutta bounce

About to run, leave quickly, or get out of t(here)

Jake: "I went into the gas station restroom to pee and as soon as I stepped foot I was boutta bounce. It was so disgusting."

by Neutral Nandy August 14, 2017

bad bounce

It means "tough luck"

She stood you up at the movies? That's a bad bounce.

by dolla dame August 14, 2018

Honda Bounce

When a crappy old honda is so low that the suspension can't even compress when it hits a bump so the whole car along with the people inside do a little "bounce" on every bump

"Hey look at that lowered civic behind us! He's got the Honda bounce!"

by thechatroulletteguy December 6, 2012

roll-bounce

to get up and leave in a swift manner.

"This is wack, we need to roll-bounce"

by Alisha, Ashley, & Savannah May 2, 2008

bouncing betty

antipersonnel mine that springs from the ground, spinning and exploding, after being tripped.

The bouncing betty shredded the soldier who was on point.

by Steve Craton November 7, 2003