Fefe's little fleshlight that he munts with daily. Boris will only accept the gift of Fefe's cock if Fefe has been jelqing.
by anonymous April 11, 2024
Get the Boris the Catmug. He's a fucking cunt.
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!
by FUCK OFF BORIS YOU CUNT. March 3, 2024
Get the Boris Johnsonmug. Borising is the act of hiding in a fridge to avoid conflict. Made famous by British Prime Minister Boris Johnson who famously hid in a fridge to avoid a television interview.
by Paaarp March 9, 2022
Get the Borisingmug. Bendy: BORIS!
Foxy: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bendy: nothing
Both: .......
Bendy: Ḃ̴̡̟̭͎̳̖͉̫́o ̧̡̮͓̣͍̞̭͔͓͎͓̼͔̀͂̃̀͛̏r ̨̣̞̮͖̱͔̝̟̝̖̖͔͂̉̀̉̐i ̼͐̆͒̆͛͗͒̀ͅŝ̶̡̡͚̜͍͙̣̖̺͖̻̥͝
Foxy: oh mother of mine! SPARE ME!
Bendy: i ̧̡͇̬̪̰͍̳̠̣̻͒͋͒́̎͑̐͂͛͌̔̈͋t̵̡̢̨̺̙̬͔̤̭̰̥̥͆͋̄̾̍͆͒̏̌̍͜͝' ̨̢̢̢̢̱͚̦͈͖͎̲̹̜̜͛͛̒͒̊͐͛̈́̽͊̇̈́͠s ̧̮̻͕̟͓͔̬̙̦̻̝͍̂̉̒͜͜ ̡̧͖̦͉̰̲̪̦̖͕͕̟͎̹͂͆̉̍̀̏̉̂͌̔̅́͗͝t̵̜͉̬̻͙̃̒̓̒̇̕͘i̶̢̡̢͉͎̳̼̹̎̓̉̀͆͋̊ṃ̵̯͕̣̫̆͋̃͗́̊̾͛͝ë̵̲̫͌͊͑̃̈̍̈́̀̔͠ ̶̘̰͎̽͜t ̨̣̗̘̩̜̳̑̈́̀̈́͐̀̿̈́̈́̓̉̿̑͘͠ͅͅo ͎̐̈̚͠ ̶̨̡̥͈̟͎̮̣̥͓͈̺̲̀̆̾͊̒̉̒͌̎̓̚͜͝ģ̶̨̢̛̙̺̰͎͖̔̽̒̊̄̉͌̒̆̈̊̀̋͝o ̨̧͕̱̅ ̡͔̩͓̬̠̠̻͆̎̽̽̓̋̓̕͜͝ͅḩ̶͈̤͍̗̮̺̟͉̻͇͈͇̾͒̓̉̿̒͐͒̃͊͆͌̌̅̕o ̧̡̢̱̼̞̗̘̹̇́͜͜m ̢̳̞͔̹͔̟̫̞͌͜e ̨̡̗͔̠̫͇̰͉͍̥́̀͜,̴̢̛̫͈̬̩͈̯̮̳̬͇̣̻̔̆̑̒́̍̾͒̃̆̒B̶̹͇̳̯͔̦̯͉̤̺̤̈̍͂̉̊̀̌̈́͘͝ơ̵̳̾̄̌́͒̇r ̧̢̬̺̥̤̪̜͗́ỉ̶̡̲̞͎̙̘̰͎ͅͅs ͕͇̻̮̫͙͉̟̪͊̒̒͛̀̍̈́̓́́̃̚̕
Foxy: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bendy: nothing
Both: .......
Bendy: Ḃ̴̡̟̭͎̳̖͉̫́o ̧̡̮͓̣͍̞̭͔͓͎͓̼͔̀͂̃̀͛̏r ̨̣̞̮͖̱͔̝̟̝̖̖͔͂̉̀̉̐i ̼͐̆͒̆͛͗͒̀ͅŝ̶̡̡͚̜͍͙̣̖̺͖̻̥͝
Foxy: oh mother of mine! SPARE ME!
Bendy: i ̧̡͇̬̪̰͍̳̠̣̻͒͋͒́̎͑̐͂͛͌̔̈͋t̵̡̢̨̺̙̬͔̤̭̰̥̥͆͋̄̾̍͆͒̏̌̍͜͝' ̨̢̢̢̢̱͚̦͈͖͎̲̹̜̜͛͛̒͒̊͐͛̈́̽͊̇̈́͠s ̧̮̻͕̟͓͔̬̙̦̻̝͍̂̉̒͜͜ ̡̧͖̦͉̰̲̪̦̖͕͕̟͎̹͂͆̉̍̀̏̉̂͌̔̅́͗͝t̵̜͉̬̻͙̃̒̓̒̇̕͘i̶̢̡̢͉͎̳̼̹̎̓̉̀͆͋̊ṃ̵̯͕̣̫̆͋̃͗́̊̾͛͝ë̵̲̫͌͊͑̃̈̍̈́̀̔͠ ̶̘̰͎̽͜t ̨̣̗̘̩̜̳̑̈́̀̈́͐̀̿̈́̈́̓̉̿̑͘͠ͅͅo ͎̐̈̚͠ ̶̨̡̥͈̟͎̮̣̥͓͈̺̲̀̆̾͊̒̉̒͌̎̓̚͜͝ģ̶̨̢̛̙̺̰͎͖̔̽̒̊̄̉͌̒̆̈̊̀̋͝o ̨̧͕̱̅ ̡͔̩͓̬̠̠̻͆̎̽̽̓̋̓̕͜͝ͅḩ̶͈̤͍̗̮̺̟͉̻͇͈͇̾͒̓̉̿̒͐͒̃͊͆͌̌̅̕o ̧̡̢̱̼̞̗̘̹̇́͜͜m ̢̳̞͔̹͔̟̫̞͌͜e ̨̡̗͔̠̫͇̰͉͍̥́̀͜,̴̢̛̫͈̬̩͈̯̮̳̬͇̣̻̔̆̑̒́̍̾͒̃̆̒B̶̹͇̳̯͔̦̯͉̤̺̤̈̍͂̉̊̀̌̈́͘͝ơ̵̳̾̄̌́͒̇r ̧̢̬̺̥̤̪̜͗́ỉ̶̡̲̞͎̙̘̰͎ͅͅs ͕͇̻̮̫͙͉̟̪͊̒̒͛̀̍̈́̓́́̃̚̕
by the German Horse Worder February 7, 2022
Get the Borismug. A russian male who acts black to try to fit in with the cool kids. He used to be a straight A student with a bright future of becoming a laywer but that all changed when he stepped into high school. In high school, he would act black and use rad sigma male slang in order to fit in with the cool kids but would fail. He would dickride his "friendgroup"(nobody liked him in his "friendgroup").
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
However, one day while playing soccer, they all would call him names such as banal, borjee, borcock, and many more. He took great offense to this and needed to start a villian arc. Everyday, he would do 5 pushups and curl his 10 pound dumbells in his basement.
He would upgrade his clothes through buying reps on pandabuy to look like a super duper cool kid. A year went by with him being friendless. Therefore, he joined the football team to try to make friends but that didn't work. His indian bsf from football ditched him after realizing how annoying and a dickhead he was
ONE DAY HE FOUND ME, me and him were like tom and jerry...Fineas and ferb...Red and blue...white and black...mario and luigi... You get it, we were the ultimate two man duo that nobody could compete with.
by crisantodurfee May 3, 2024
Get the Boris Ruvinskymug. by zaccyiguess June 25, 2022
Get the Boris Jokesonmug. A word used to describe someone with a cheap ass hole or/and someone who’s IQ below 50 , who is lower than the primary school student. Tall but ungly and stingy，he likes to have committed relationship that some girls who are in a relationship with someone
Boris What is your name?
Guys#2 my name is Fabiona
Boris oh…such a beautiful lady, I like you even though you had a boyfriend
Guys#2 my name is Fabiona
Boris oh…such a beautiful lady, I like you even though you had a boyfriend
by Ceciline November 21, 2021
Get the Borismug.