gods bongos

heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded

dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?

by celeste tits April 15, 2020

Bongos

Slang for a woman's boobies lawl

Look at those bongos!

by Italy Isn't Real March 24, 2020

Bongo Beater

Something that makes 0 sense or an unbelievably bad take.

Tom : Was Hitler really bad?
Matt: You're such a bongo beater

OR
Matt: That's a bongo beater

by QueenLatisha May 30, 2022

Bongo

A false call in bingo will grant you this nickname.

Cody false called a bingo, hence why his nickname is now ‘Bongo’

by Abcefgay November 28, 2022

Bouncing Bongos

(n) large breasts with a good amount of bounce. Use with caution: a woman's breasts are not bouncing bongos unless they bounce even when she's sitting still.

Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots

All I want in a woman is a nice pair of bouncing bongos and bunny ears

by Aaaaaaah!-lexander June 18, 2024

Tickle my bongo

Beating your meat, jerking off, skinning your carrot, tugging your slug, masturbate

Alright, I’m calling it a night, I’m gonna go tickle my bongo.

by McStrokin May 28, 2022

Bongo

trying to con your way out of a situation

John: let me owe you for just a couple more days I need to feed my sick cat.
Harry: Stop the bongo, I want my money tomorrow.

by BongoStopper8 June 24, 2021