An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.
Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?
Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.
Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.
Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.
Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.
by gooblr March 26, 2024
The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat
by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016
The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat
by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016
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Shameless content whore who uses his friends and makes fun of them to create content. Also hops on this site to add his own name and type this definition himself in the name of content. And YOU! Yes YOU! watching this Instagram story right now, please do not react with a laughing emoji and encourage him for more such content.
All hail the mighty Onki Bongo !
by Trust me its true November 23, 2021
Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.
Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
by realtimecrease May 20, 2025