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Bing Bang Bongo

Joey: Can we have sex while you stare deeply into my eyes?
Bobby: Of course, Joey!
Joey: Yay, ya never know until you ask. Bing Bang Bongo that’s how it’s done.
by lilacburn October 22, 2025
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Hi I’m Bongo

Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do
“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy
by GassedTomato November 9, 2019
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Bouncing Bongos

(n) large breasts with a good amount of bounce. Use with caution: a woman's breasts are not bouncing bongos unless they bounce even when she's sitting still.

Usually present on women who are tops 'cause the view is fucking awesome
Also great to hold when giving backshots
All I want in a woman is a nice pair of bouncing bongos and bunny ears
by Aaaaaaah!-lexander June 18, 2024
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Bongo

A false call in bingo will grant you this nickname.
Cody false called a bingo, hence why his nickname is now ‘Bongo’
by Abcefgay November 28, 2022
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Bongos

Slang for a woman's boobies lawl
Look at those bongos!
by Italy Isn't Real March 24, 2020
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Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
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Ali Bongo

A ginger so called bricklayer who rapes hoddys and smells like a meat pie and is so ugly he could make an onion cry 😢
"Can you smell steak and kidney mixed with hoddy smeg?" " Yes I can I think Ali Bongo the hoddy rapist has just turn up " "oh yes he has fuck me he's one fugly munter "
by mr cod January 21, 2024
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