The Big Bongo

An incredibly large sum of money—i.e. the whole enchilada, all nine yards, the whole ball of wax. Typically used within, but not limited to, the context of the music industry.
Brad: Yo, Chad. Did you hear about Thad's deal with UMG?

Chad: Yeah man. Dude's chasin' The Big Bongo.
Brad: I just hope he doesn't bungle that Bongo.

Chad: Yeah, I've met a few Bongo Bunglers over the years.
by gooblr March 26, 2024
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Dongo Bongo

The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat
Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos
by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016
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Dongo Bongo

The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat
Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos
by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016
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Pack your bongo

An instruction to prepare to depart as one's presence is no longer welcome.
If you wanna fail our laws, then you pack your bongo and get out of the country
by HugeHugo July 22, 2021
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gods bongos

heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded
dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?
by celeste tits April 15, 2020
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Onki Bongo

Shameless content whore who uses his friends and makes fun of them to create content. Also hops on this site to add his own name and type this definition himself in the name of content. And YOU! Yes YOU! watching this Instagram story right now, please do not react with a laughing emoji and encourage him for more such content.
All hail the mighty Onki Bongo !
by Trust me its true November 23, 2021
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Crongo-Bongo

Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.

Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.
“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”
by realtimecrease May 20, 2025
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