suicide blowjob

Having a girl suck you off and before you cum yell mum or dad, you need to finish before they come into your room

me: my girlfriend gave me a suicide blowjob last night

friend: did you get caught?

me: nah but it was close bro

by :.. February 10, 2018

nutella blowjob

N. The tastiest kind of blowjob around. EVERYONE WINS WHEN THERE IS A NUTELLA BLOWJOB.

Now into further detail
The act of putting Nutella on your penis and having your partner lick/suck it off.

"Wow you are pretty fucking, cool you deserve a Nutella blowjob"

by another leafyishere meme July 26, 2016

standing blowjob

When josh cant reach the dick on his knees so he has to stand

hey your pretty short give me a standing blowjob

by Real Nigerian prince November 10, 2017

blowjob fever

Thinking you like a girl when you actually just want a blowjob

"Man, do you like that slut?"

"Nah man, I just had blowjob fever."

by feverholder June 3, 2014

smoking blowjob

Having a woman give you a blowjob while smoking a cigarette at the same time.

She gave me a smoking blowjob by taking a deep drag off her cigarette, taking my penis in her mouth and with her lips locked around my shaft, exhaled through her nose.

by wd6edk December 16, 2008

pissing blowjob

the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.

man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?

by tvillesugadaddy December 18, 2010

Blowjob

When a female, (we are especially good at this), not just sucks on a guy's penis, but slips her tongue around the head and in the hole. Occasionally biting and gently playing with his balls.

I exited the car. Today I was feeling especially horny. I unlocked my door and found my room. I took out some sexy lingerie that made my breast look like they'll pop out and the panties made my boyfriend want to scream. I called him over. His eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw me. I lapdanced and stripped him down to his boxers. I rubbed my hand around on a circle on his penis and balls until I felt it turn into a boner. Then I ripped his underwear off with my teeth and gave him a blowjob. I slipped my hands around his legs and massaged his balls. I felt the cum get in my mouth and I swallowed gratefully. He muttered to himself. He he pulled me away and fucked me hard as thanks.

by writessowl July 24, 2011