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A violent form of self-torture.
A bad way to lose your lunch.

The fecal matter sprays out while it remains to be extremely hot. Therefore burning your butthole. Can be accompanied with screaming.
Guy 1: Dood I knew I shouldn't of eaten Taco Bell! It gave me a Black Blizzard of Liquid Fire!
Guy 2: I warned you man...
Guy 1: I know, now I'm gonna be sore all week and my boss is gonna ask why I'm limping again...*sigh*
by wolfclaw92 August 14, 2008
mugGet the Black Blizzard of [Liquid Fire]mug.

Canadian blizzard

Sexual act done by Canadian Yoders:
where two men or a man and a woman line up and take turns pegging one another until climax, then they pull out and blow their cum onto the back of the person in front of them.
I can't wait for the Canadian blizzard tonight.
I can't wait to be snowed in during the Canadian Blizzard
by Canadian snowbird November 7, 2021
mugGet the Canadian blizzardmug.

Blizzard Bussy

When it is so cold your dick and balls suck so far in, they are in your ass. The precum lubes your bussy for later use.
Damn, it's so cold out I got blizzard bussy on the way to steamworks.
by GayInSeattle January 12, 2024
mugGet the Blizzard Bussymug.

Stress Blizzard

A term to describe an office-based stressful situation caused by one colleague's stress enveloping all those around them, just like a blizzard would cover the landscape!
A: "Can someone answer that phone please, if you don't there's going to be a major complaint"

B: "What's going on?"

C: "Hold on tight, a stress blizzard is about to hit!"
by Wherebywarrior June 20, 2011
mugGet the Stress Blizzardmug.

lizard blizzard

something that lot lizard jordan ringwald gives for fun at the trucks
john; aye azure wheres jordan?
azure; out giving lizard blizzards!
john; wow what a lot lizard
by jcolenims70 April 23, 2017
mugGet the lizard blizzardmug.

blizzard hands

a person who is unable to perform simple work-related tasks. They perform their job as well as they would if they had two DQ Blizzards stuck to their hands. a lazy, unreliable employee.
Man, Sally didn't sign off on the tasks she completed. What a blizzard hands!

Dang it, Henry couldn't even do his assigned work today. That guy is a real blizzard hands.
by TBell Bonus April 17, 2015
mugGet the blizzard handsmug.

Texan blizzard

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum
I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard
by A random shithead May 23, 2023
mugGet the Texan blizzardmug.

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