get blessed

To receive a blow job. Comes from the fact that person giving the job is kneeling as if they're doing a blessing.

"I told her I wanna ride out, and she said yes / We didn't go to church, but I got blessed." - Pitbull/Ne-Yo – "Time of Our Lives"
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If you go into the confessional booth with that Catholic priest, there's a good chance you'll get blessed.

by Nicholas D July 29, 2021

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Bless Up

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Blessing up is when you mentally prepare yourself for an event that is considered nerve racking or comical.

Me: You will do great man, bless up.
Friend: Okay dude, I'm ready.

by DaRkLYr January 14, 2017

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Bless You

After Jizzing in ones mouth, you punch him/her on the nose gently causing him/her to sneeze out your liquid romance and you proceed to say "Bless you!!"

Bob: Dude..how was last night??
John: It was great! I made her sneeze my cum out through her nose.
Bob: Did you say bless you?
John: And she said thank you

by T_Rexor September 24, 2011

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jewish blessing

You got no money.............but that's okay, cos you have a gigantic dong

Oh hey Julie......that guy over there? He's dirt poor but I've heard he has a jewish blessing

by JCJ August 8, 2006

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Blessing Blocking

Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.

Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.

by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020

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