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The meat bicycle

The male gets on a shoulder stand pose while the female balances herself with her feet on his. With a bicycle like movement she lowers herself to insert the penis into her vagina and cycle her legs, making the two constantly fuck like a meat bicycle.
My girlfriend and I did the meat bicycle in bed, what a workout.
by steve33 January 18, 2020
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Orange bicycle

While you’re working, somebody pinches your bicycle, rides it to your house and bangs your missus.
Mad as the other day, finished work to find somebody had done the orange bicycle to me.
by Dutchy247 January 30, 2020
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Dick Bicycle

The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.
My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.
by Toddzilla69 July 8, 2020
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bicycle

a metal bar with 2 wheels
i just rode my bicycle 10 miles
by Lane-Games October 4, 2020
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Pimpin Bicycles

1) being so incredibly fly, sexy, hott, desireable, handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, or down right delicious that you can ride any bicycle to anywhere for any distance or any amount of time wearing anything all the while still maintaining and or increasing your level of {insert above adjective}-ness.

2) having so many bicycles that all the neighborhood kids get a ride.

3) the art of personalizing your bicycle with excessive amounts of shiny things called blings.

4) Coolest song ever
Hey man, have you heard that song called "Pimpin Bicycles?"
No...*watches video*...Damn dawg I'm bout to bust out my pedaler and go dahn na block
Me too man...me too

Dude your bike looks fly as a plane!
Thanks bro, I've been pimpin bicycles all my life

Hey Chase, Ronald and Chris are out ridin your bikes again.
Its cool Jennifer, I got so many I'm pimpin bicycles.

*phone rings* "hello"
"Yo Joel! We needa get on the pedalers and cruize dahn na boulevard"
"What for man?"
"Cus we so sexy we can be pimpin bicycles!"
by CArcherE August 19, 2012
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Bicycle Detective

A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255
person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
by missing bike January 25, 2024
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Trek Bicycle

a shitty organization headquarterd in nazi germany that specizes in Road bikes, MTB, hybrids, and mainly pedophillia services. Basically Trek "bicycle" cooperation actually specializes in child molesting services or sex traffiking. Trek is most well known for their Antonsen bikes and Crazen road bikes. Their bike models named after Gamer/streamer pedophiles. The founder of Trek, who is named Crazen GD was a pedophile himself. Their road bikes are horrible and are sold at inflated prices to further attract children to fuel their main sector - child molesting and rape services.
Tom Robinson: Yo what that bike you got why it coverd in nigga cum
GDR3alityy: Some bike I got at Trek, its called the Trek Antonsen SL5 Disc
Tom Robinson: Nigga that aint cool, Antonsen raped his lil sister.
GDR3alityy: I mean i donated 4 grand to pedophillia services
Tom Robinson: Fuck trek bicycle.
by Boo Radley Game April 17, 2023
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