blisterfeld

the awkward dance that occurs when two strangers walking opposite directions encounter each other

"oh, sorry. excuse me. oops. you go that way, i'll go this way. oh, crap...stupid blisterfeld."

by itmayormaynotbeaword December 28, 2009

blister slap

To slap with such force as to blister the skin.

I want to blister slap the shit out of you......

by Ottomatic Fix May 27, 2015

spangle blisters

The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.

I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.

by ShroomKate August 19, 2006

blistered

Term used to describe current state of mind and body.

That joint blistered me.

It was only a pinner but that fucker blistered me.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

Bistard

meaning you are more than just a bastard, you are also a lame ass bitch!

Brian, you drank my last beer, you sorry bistard!!

by Femesol71 May 9, 2006

shit-blistering

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.

Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."

by Pastor Future May 17, 2005

blisterfeld

The awkward moment where you're trying to get past someone and you both move the same way.

I went to pass Jimmy in the hallway but he moved left at the same time I did, we were stuck in a blisterfeld.

by JAZZ922 December 28, 2009