Panty beard

The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.

Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.

I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!

by VampireG May 15, 2005

bikini beard

The pubic hair that sticks out from under the swimwear.
Very unsightly.

Oh, yuck! That woman is seriously in need of a wax.
I can see her bikini beard.

by Astor G. October 25, 2007

beard braces

Something extremely lame, like, as lame as a 28 year old guy with braces on his teeth and a beard on his face.

Dude, are you going to the Weird Al concert this weekend?

No way man, it's gonna be total beard braces.

by Associate in Charge July 27, 2010

Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Butt Beard

The long strands of hair that surround and in some cases are found on and in the asshole.

Eric has such a long Butt Beard that he has to have it groomed once a week by a veterinarian.

by TheButtBeard219 February 9, 2015

Lar-Bear

A nickname for a man named Larry because it rhymes.

We all went over to Lar-Bears house last night.

What’s ole Lar-Bear up to?

by It’s funny because it’s true. June 8, 2018

Ash Bear

A Facebook community whore, also known as Kearsten LeBeau. She sells shitty merch, sells shitty art, makes shitty YouTube videos and is one of the biggest lolcows of 2018. Piss her off, she'll rage on for months about you and talk as much shit as she can.

She became well known in the community after whoring around and consequently getting leaked. She uses getting leaked anywhere she can to get sympathy, she's gotten banned from multiple groups for being obsessive and causes shitstorms everywhere she can.

Stay away from her unless you want to feed into her drama or watch from the sidelines. She's most well known for being "pinecone girl" aka she got fucked by a large pinecone and posted it for the world to see. Ash/Kearsten holds into it as a crutch to keep some sort of relevancy.

Friend: *being dramatic*
Me: You're being such an ASH BEAR right now!

by lolthrowaway September 26, 2018