beardo

a hipster with a big ol', unruly, full-facial beard (and usually wearing a hoodie or knit hat)

Me: The gastropub in Fishtown was so filled with beardos we had to leave.
You: With what???
Me: You know - bearded hipsters wearing hoodies, and (even though they're hanging in a "gastropub") drinking PBR & Miller High Life.

by salthebeardo March 1, 2009

Bedroom dweller

A low life. A complete loser who only leaves the house for work, and spends every other hour in his/her bedroom. A bedroom dweller loves TV dinners, playing video games, and letting mom do the laundry. The have no purpose in this world!

Where's Shawn??

"He was on ps4, I don't think he's coming over though"

Classic bedroom dweller

by ChicoNiece September 6, 2017

HonkyTonk Bedonkadonk

Nice Big dancing butt

Nice HonkyTonk Bedonkadonk Baby!

by jawz44325 June 11, 2006

bedroom eyes

the kind of deep, intense, soulful, piercing, and often blue eyes that make you want to take that person into your bedroom and fuck them like it's the end of the world

"I couldn't help but notice you have bedroom eyes. Please, rip off your clothes and have your way with me right here and now"

by Sexpun September 27, 2011

beardo

A strange, weird, hard-to-figure-out-don't-want-to type of person. Someone who looks as though they are up to no good, or pondering some sort of revenge. This is attained by having a perplexing look on their face while slowly stroking their facial hair. This kind person over-thinks every situation and believe there is a mass conspiracy out to get them. There is also stupid questions like, "Are you mad at me?" posed at inopportune moments of time.

Dude #1: "Who the fuck is that guy? And what the fuck is wrong with him?"
Dude #2: "That beardo? Nobody is sure what is wrong with him. Just ignore him, and hope he does the same to you."

by The MI Shocker December 16, 2013

bedo

Bedo is a slang term for a cigarette rolled using cannabis. Rolling papers are the most common rolling medium for smoking bedos.

Roll that bedo up!

skroll that bedo!

wheres the bedo at?

by dr manhattan August 10, 2012

Bardolatry

1. When a person, frequently a teacher, refers to Shakespeare as if he's God.

2. Less frequently, taking the name of Shakespeare in vain.

'Shakespeare is the greatest writer ever. He literally changed the way we all look at the world.'
'Man, did you hear that? That's some serious bardolatry. If you ask me Shakespeare was gay.'
'Jones, did you just take the name of Shakespeare in vain?'

by terrytibbs April 3, 2008