A collection of beers in your refrigerator, bought specifically for your boyfriend or man you were dating, which remain in your frige long after these men are no longer in your life because they are beers you don't like and will never drink.
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Would you like something to drink, I have Beers of Boyfriends Past like Heineken, Budweiser, and a Fosters 40.
Would you like something to drink, I have Beers of Boyfriends Past like Heineken, Budweiser, and a Fosters 40.
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1. Describes a desire or intent to drink any alcoholic beverage, usally heavy. (Not restricted to beer!)
2. An excuse or occasion to drink.
3.a Any day that you were extreamly intoxicated on alcohol.
3.b Any day you do not remember well due to ethyl alcohol.
2. An excuse or occasion to drink.
3.a Any day that you were extreamly intoxicated on alcohol.
3.b Any day you do not remember well due to ethyl alcohol.
1.a Is it beersday yet?
1.b (Someone) What day is it? (You) Beersday!
1.c I wish it was beersday.
2.a Today feels like beersday.
2.b Its beerday!
3. Of course I don't remember, it was beersday!
1.b (Someone) What day is it? (You) Beersday!
1.c I wish it was beersday.
2.a Today feels like beersday.
2.b Its beerday!
3. Of course I don't remember, it was beersday!
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this term is mainly used by people in the north of England who do not understand how to construct sentences using the English language, instead choosing to chant 'beers and retts' to indicate to their friends that it is time to have a pint and smoke a cigarette.
unfortunately, the use of 'beers and retts' has declined somewhat since the smoking ban as it is too cold in the north east to stand outside and smoke while also holding a cold beverage.
this term is mainly used by people in the north of England who do not understand how to construct sentences using the English language, instead choosing to chant 'beers and retts' to indicate to their friends that it is time to have a pint and smoke a cigarette.
unfortunately, the use of 'beers and retts' has declined somewhat since the smoking ban as it is too cold in the north east to stand outside and smoke while also holding a cold beverage.
Pat: 'beers and retts and beers and retts and beers and retts and beers'
Niall: 'retts and beers and beers and retts'
In this exchange, both parties will proceed to acquire a pint of larger and then smoke a cigarette.
pat: 'beers and retts?'
Niall: 'No good sir, i suffer from lung cancer.'
in this exchange, only one party will proceed to smoke and drink at the same time.
Niall: 'retts and beers and beers and retts'
In this exchange, both parties will proceed to acquire a pint of larger and then smoke a cigarette.
pat: 'beers and retts?'
Niall: 'No good sir, i suffer from lung cancer.'
in this exchange, only one party will proceed to smoke and drink at the same time.
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Genre of Music that is created from house and swing music combined.
Genre of Music that is created from house and swing music combined.
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A beersack is your one friend who is great to hang out with... until they have one too many beers; they turn pathetic and dumpy. They like to drink but they're bad at alcohol. It's the pathetic antithesis of alcohol induced narcissism. They might be a moderately bland nice guy by day but introduce that 4th Heineken to turn them into an exceptionally sad and boring sack of meat. Alcohol is your liquid courage and their experimental spine removal surgery. Typical beersack behavior:
- Cussing about his crappy recent ex. Calling her a half hour later and leaving a drunken voicemail. They will be back together 48 hours later.
- Mentioning a girl he wants to talk to at the bar. You will encourage him to go talk to her. He will say "yeah you're right" and then just awkwardly stand around looking longing and thirsty.
- Hovering near a conversation, occasionally laughing meekly at jokes.
- Will sometimes meekly introduce themselves to other patrons or to women. If acknowledged they are likely to stammer awkwardly to a stop in the middle of a statement.
- A worsening state of stupidity aggressively above the typical consumption curve.
WARNING: All of these examples involve bars. This is because you should never drink alone with a confirmed beersack. Ennui and depression will host a death race to claim your brain. Both will win.
A beersack is your one friend who is great to hang out with... until they have one too many beers; they turn pathetic and dumpy. They like to drink but they're bad at alcohol. It's the pathetic antithesis of alcohol induced narcissism. They might be a moderately bland nice guy by day but introduce that 4th Heineken to turn them into an exceptionally sad and boring sack of meat. Alcohol is your liquid courage and their experimental spine removal surgery. Typical beersack behavior:
- Cussing about his crappy recent ex. Calling her a half hour later and leaving a drunken voicemail. They will be back together 48 hours later.
- Mentioning a girl he wants to talk to at the bar. You will encourage him to go talk to her. He will say "yeah you're right" and then just awkwardly stand around looking longing and thirsty.
- Hovering near a conversation, occasionally laughing meekly at jokes.
- Will sometimes meekly introduce themselves to other patrons or to women. If acknowledged they are likely to stammer awkwardly to a stop in the middle of a statement.
- A worsening state of stupidity aggressively above the typical consumption curve.
WARNING: All of these examples involve bars. This is because you should never drink alone with a confirmed beersack. Ennui and depression will host a death race to claim your brain. Both will win.
"Dude, I am not hanging out with Brad this weekend."
'Why not man? He's cool.'
"He's a total beersack."
'Oh, god. I totally forgot about that night he spent 2 hours calling Tiffany a whore and then staring at the bartender like a lost puppy. What a beersack!'
'Why not man? He's cool.'
"He's a total beersack."
'Oh, god. I totally forgot about that night he spent 2 hours calling Tiffany a whore and then staring at the bartender like a lost puppy. What a beersack!'
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