Giro Beard

The growth on the chin of a person who claims benifits and cant afford to shave.

"Av gt a pure giro beard man"

"Check u out wae the giro beard"

"Wish ma giro wid cum in so a can gt rid o this giro beard"

by Big bossak May 10, 2009

IT Beard

A boss ass beard that is grown by I.T professionals

Wow check out that guys IT beard, he must know what the fuck he's doing.

by tal0s July 31, 2011

Toe Beards

The hair that grows on the top of mens toes.

Hey Mark, before you wear those flip flops, you better shave your toe beards.

by MrazMraz September 20, 2012

Flocked beard

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.

Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"

by Didgit$ June 29, 2016

zinc beard

Beards like that from jack "cuck" murphy where left and right sides are white and the middle part is normal colored.

Tongue can't reach left and right side to clean the zinc leftover up, which he got from eating out his gf after she met Matt from Tinder.

Have you seen Jack "cuck" Murphy? He got a nice zinc beard.

Guess Jack "cuck" Murphy came up with the idea of a zinc beard while he got a dildo stuffed in his ass, like when he did porn or got rammed by another guy.

by Augustus (Warband) December 31, 2021

bearded clam

fur burger, (hold the ketchup)
camel toe,
snack crack,
snatch patch

My friend will have the usual bearded clam, and a fur burger, hold the ketchup, to go.

by jakeblues May 21, 2007

bearded axe wound

A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.

That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!

by Gin Shampoo December 31, 2006