Beanie

my cosin evielyen is beanie. shwe is welauwa a baenie, and froveer will e e/. sge just fartd in froont of mee an my othr coosin, vry stinki and crumpeled. beani. plese help. stinky. she no showr in fiv days. im almot in yer one. i vere old. hi

ur such a crfumpeled beanie

by my cosin fart veri ugle October 10, 2020

beanis

A philosophy that one cannot truly comprehend unless they follow the ways of the Beanis.

Bro, what do you mean you have a large beanis?
Bro, the beanis is a way of life, always follow the beanis and ensure you take care of it and it will become your most important asset.

by young beanis May 28, 2024

Beanie

Its a type Of accessory that Chrizy1 on twitch uses. You should go and buy noe right now.

USE a beanie on your head

by Chrizy1 February 8, 2022

Beanie hedgie

1. Commonly referred to as “Stella”, a beanie hedgie is 1 of 2 beans in a pod, of the Garrett Stella pos

Stop being such a beanie hedgie right now, I need you to be serious!

by U da oskenddil January 5, 2023

Beanie

Slang for a xanax addict due to the fact xanax is sometimes preferred to as “beans”. Beanie is another way to call somebody a “bar head”

“Can John come over?”
“No he’s a damn beanie, he’d pawn my baby if he could”

by Celticboy4430 May 5, 2021

Beanis

A beanis is what you can call a mexican/spanish penis, its misshapen and curved but not in a good way, and it looks like a redish kidney bean. Its the penis of a beaner, hence the name BEANIS.

(Guys are arguing over sumthing)

"Dude, stfu u godam Guido! i aint your fucking mother, clean ur own shit up!"

"well fuck u! at least i dont got a disgusting beanis!"

by Scooter the retarted beanis March 23, 2010

pulling a Beanie

The career-furthering act of forming an amazing new band which will hopefully match or surpass the band from which you have for whatever reason left. Can also be used to describe forming a side project which makes your usual band look sucky. Named for Steve "Beanie" Hewitt who is one person notable for this stunt.

1. Have you seen their MySpace? That one's pulling a Beanie.

2. Their EP is already better than her old band's album - she pulled a Beanie.

by Nuggle May 15, 2010