ejac-u-beam

A sporadic discharging of heatvision, brought on by sexual fantasies and/or watching animals copulate.
"HAHAHA!!!! Did you see it, the ejac-u-beam??"
by Macky T. July 16, 2003
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Beam me up

An expression used when getting drunk off of Jim Beam, referring to Star Trek. When one says "Beam me up" They usually intend to get drunk to the point that they may as well actually be "beamed up," because they intend to be completely incoherent, and trying to carry out a real conversation with them would be almost impossible.
Scotty: Dude I just got a couple bottles of Jim Beam!
Ted: Shit dude! Beam me up!
by hare bear September 09, 2010
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Hyper Viper Beam

A move on Marvel vs. Capcom 2 that n00bs use all the time when playing as Cable.
Hyper Viper Beam! Hyper Viper Beam! Hyper Viper Beam! Hyper Viper Beam! *gets hadokened to death*
by dj gs68 September 18, 2003
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beam me up

A conversation piece that always puts a fine point to the conclusion of the dialogue. It also shows the serious nature of the statement.
That's not an airplane, it's a deceptacon! Beam me up. or "Steve is such an asshole, I hope he goes to the Madison tonight. Beam me up.
by Valentino the great January 10, 2004
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Beam me up

When you experience something, that makes you want to leave this planet.
Christian: "commies are winning in South America."
Emil: "Fucking clown world - beam me up."
by Lmaojones July 04, 2021
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beam me up

Popularized by flamboyant Ohio senator James Traficant, used as an exclamatory ending to a controversial statement; to express frustration
I have been fighting the political machine since the day I arrived in Congress, and will do so 'til the day I die...Beam me up.
by Frank January 10, 2004
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beam me up

A way to say that you have made a final statement, rather than saying such as "fuck you" or "skippity bop pow", or "it's over, it's a scratch" Right Steve?
by JP January 09, 2004
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