alpha twink

someone who fit the age and body type of a twink, but is a twink who gives off more top energy, and doesn't play into the tradition twink role.
"damn john is such an alpha twink"
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Alpha sausage

An alpha sausage is this biggest sausage in a sausage batch
Mary was very hungry and only wanted the alpha sausage
by Gsack informer April 9, 2017
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Gen Alpha

Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.
Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*

It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?

Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.
by Randomurbanidiot November 1, 2023
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Club Alpha

A super lit club that you can join on Roblox! Amazing staff and music!
Club Alpha is always lit, even during a solar eclipse!
by ThatOnePerson12333 October 8, 2017
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Alpha male

Man who has a small dick who thinks that he is better then god but just has mommy/daddy issues
Guy: I'm a alpha male
Me: no your just a bottom

Guy:*cry's in bottom*
by I made your mom gay December 27, 2021
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Alpha emo

"You know that dead chick? She was such an alpha emo."
by Wasp humper September 29, 2018
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Alpha Fauxmale

Is the term coined for the types of Lesbians that dress, talk and more importantly act in an Alpha Male'istic way within their peer group.

They are generally the leader of the lesbotrons and make their presence known and felt when in the group, by addressing their peers in a condescending/patronizing way using deep vocal tones and displaying aggressive body language, dressing in butch male attire eg; Flannel shirts, dickies shorts, huge watches, Vans slips on or Nike AF1's, and more often than not have bad tattoos, thusly imitating the bully/badass dude.

Even though these Alpha Fauxmales would probably masculinise most effeminate men and in turn scare the shit out of them these fauxmales are still a worthy observation in hipster packs of lesbians.
"Oh wow, check out how that Alpha Fauxmale commands her lesbotron friends, it's almost like they are scared of her."

"I'm pretty gay myself, but I do believe that alpha fauxmale just man trumped me."

"Wow, that alpha fauxmale puts your mate stephanés' penis to shame!"
by loltatz May 4, 2010
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